"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
Dave Barry (via misswallflower)
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Dave Barry (via misswallflower)
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Dave Berry is great!!! Highly recommend his books…very funny..